MARK DEUCE: the second annual 404 thanksgiving invitational /
tournament of champions... dev and travis present the most xxxtreme show of
thanks since last year... DEEP FRIED THANKS II: THE REVENGE OF DOUGHBOY
POOLS, or,
"how i learned to stop worrying about anything and simply give a gesture
of true thanksgiving: 'this was one fucked-up thanksgiving, yo'"
Dearest Friends,
in the vein of "more of the same, only more," it is time, once again, for
a Celebration of Thanksgiving that only Great Heroes of the Revolution
could rival.
you are cordially invited to attend this Event, to be hosted at the
Ancestral Mansion:
404 Flagg Ave.
San Jose, CA 95128-2108
it is in San Jose, between the airport and downtown.
it is near the intersection of the 280 and 880 interstates.
it is even closer to the intersection of Stevens Creek (a.k.a W. San
Carlos) and Bascom.
it is right across the street from the Juicy Burger.
it is a yellow single-story house, on fire, with an exploding vat of oil
in the back-yard. loud noises emanate forthwith.
(408) 275-6715 is the telephone number, for inquiries, customer service,
complaints, or well-wishers.
the Thanksgiving shall begin Wednesday, 2002 November 27, at 19:00.
it shall end Sunday, 2002 December 1, at 19:00, or when Laws or Drink or
the Sweet Kiss of Death shall end it prematurely.
Thanksgiving Dinner will happen in the afternoon, Thursday, 2002 November
28.
you are welcome to attend any or all of this event. you are especially
encouraged to attend the Dinner.
we will Endeavour to provide enough turkeys, potatoes, pies, and budget
liquours for the Duration. however, you are welcome to bring more of any
of these.
you are encouraged to bring foodstuffs. we will especially be in need of
vegetables, side-dishes, pies / desserts, and intoxikantz.
you are required to let us know of your planned attendance as soon as you
can. report, also, what kinds of foods, drugs, alcohol, tobacco, firearms,
agricultural products, fruits, plants, soil, fresh or preserved meats,
radio-transmitting equipment, and supercomputers as defined by section
217:A-9, HR1119, you might be bringing. failure to declare this contraband
is a felony punishable by a fine of not more than USD $5000 or death.
you are allowed to bring a friend or significant other or a Bitterest
Enemy, just be aware that the Physical Kapacities of the Facility are
limited only by your Personal Ability to Tolerate Absolute Squalor.
if you plan on staying for a while, you will be best served to bring
bedding and equipment, as the facilities vary from nerdy/scary to
filthy/3rdworld, depending on occupancy. There is a big yard and lots of
rooms for tents. (and burials!)
if you are interested in coming, but have no transport, we may be able to
help co-ordinate. let us know.
activities may include Games and Olde-Tymey sport.
you are encouraged to bring your favorite games and sports equipment.
perhaps GPS receivers? shovels?
platforms available here are:
basic:
table-top
back-yard
nerdy:
komputers (pasonoko and apfel)
nintendo / famikom
super nintendo
dreamcast
playstation, probably
vhs
vcd
dvd
mpeg-4
cd
mp3
Much Love,
Dev and Travis
http://burymyshit.com
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